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Haagen Dazed
Yesterday was the kind of awful that only a pint of Haagen Dazs can fix. It started off with another visit to the Breast Specialist. I arrived looking particularly lovely in my unwashed hair, running...
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Shitty Titty Bang Bang
I decided yesterday that Mboob is NOT my friend, and I’m contemplating severing all ties with her and her counterpart, replacing the pair with shiny new ones who will treat me well. For those...
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Breast Wishes
Two days before my biopsy, I saw my therapist. Donna listened to my whining about having surgery for all of twenty seconds before telling me that I needed a new way of looking at things. I wasn’t...
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Mammaries (of the Way We Were)
Time Magazine’s “Are You Mom Enough?” cover model, the California girl exposing her breast, purportedly did the shoot to enlighten the rest of us on the benefits of breastfeeding. Bullshit. No one...
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